Holy Macascronay Pelveronay
woah guys Its a hot day down under. Can you believe the government ACTUALLY Have Declared a sprinkler ban?
Isn't it ironic that over here christmas is in Summer? Well, Of course thats our topic for today...

CHRISTMAS! :D

Yes, Christmas. A time of joy among the religious community to celebrate the birth of...

OR for those who don't give a damn about the previous said, A time for completely atheist and greedy buggers such as myself to Receive Gifts and watch my cat get high on pine.

No, Seriously. He freebased on our christmas tree and five minutes later I swear I saw him Getting it on with a Santa hat. ^_^;;
Isn't it nice, all the opportunities you have to- WAIT!
sorry, Caught my cat snorting pine again. bloody prat..
What I meant to say was, Isn't it nice, All the opportunities you have to make a goink of yourself around Christmas? When ELSE in the year will you see people dressing in red coats with pillows under their shirts singing crap about dudes coming down Christmas trees? IN PUBLIC? Its great to watch though. and laugh.
Then theres all these Christmas carols. WHERE in the world of today would you see someone say 'gay apparal'?
Exactly.
I'm just hoping John Howard won't dress up as Santa for the next press conference. I could see it now.
"So, Prime minister, What is next on the agenda?"
"HO HO HO! Well, After I drink your Brandy and cookies, I intend to Stop the drought in Australia by Shipping Tasmania's water supply..."
Boy Do I feel sorry for Tasmanian's though, To stop the drought the government is ACTUALLY considering Diverting their water supplies. One Spokesperson ACTUALLY SAID:
"They have got more then Enough to share"
Want to ASK First you pretentious Dumbarse?
If it was me I wouldn't want The most tranquil lakes in the world to be half drained just so the Northeners can waste it on the four million urinals they have in every one of those stupid Football stadiums.

But that is all for now, I'll continue the subject over the next couple of days when I have more time. bye.