Thursday, May 17, 2007

Hey, yet again I forgot about the blog. or rather, remembered it, but neglected to tend to it. whatever floats your boat, I could care less. (but not much.)

Anywho, as another attempt at passing the time when I'm not playing oblivion on the PS3 (Awesome game ftw.), I have decided to finally write the hate list. so enjoy, the very long list of what I hate. today... TV shows. Part one. act one. paragraph one.

THE H@TE L!$T!!!!111eleven11

ugh. too gansta1337.

THE H@TE L!$T!!!!111eleven11 (bitches)

better. =)

okay, I hate a lot of TV shows, regardless of hype, or how much you like them. you are an idiot. you like em, go dedicate a blog to them, don't spam the comments with porn a illiterate vulgarity.

1. Today tonight. (shitshitshitshitshitplasticfabricatedoverratedabbreiviatedantipunctuatedBULLSHIT!!!)
2. ACA
(see, today tonight, bar with the bonus of not ever employing naomi. >_>)
3. 60 minutes
(Irritating boring political bollocks. I DONT CARE WHAT POLITICAL MESSAGE WAS SUPPOSEDLY IN MCLOUDS DAUGHTERS. and, I don't need to say where you can shove your statistics.)
4. Mclouds daughters.
(bullshit.)
5. Neighbores.
(overrated bullshit not worthy of half an hour of ANYONES life.
6. Home and away
(see above.)
7. Ugly betty
(What the hell? you rip off a lame pop song to publicize your bullshit dramasitcomwhateverthehell????)
8. Dora the explorer
(I don't even NEED a reason.)
9. Sesame street
(ONLY for failing to be as awesome as the muppets. otherwise, lets count with crazy vampire dude.)
10. anything that attempts to bring up video game addiction.
(just shut the **** up and leave us alone you morons.)
11. Berts family feud
(Because A. Bert newton is the devil and needs to die. and B. because using family feuds as a cover up to a shitty quiz show is way too original for the veiwer/idiot who is dumb enough to care.)
12. 20 to 1
(Because it has Bert newton in it. damn he sucks.)
13. Lost
(heh. its been three seasons of random unwashed morons and contrived flashbacks, and people are STILL watching. morons.)
14. Prison break.
(for the same reason, but submit the word "island" and replace with "prison". WTS! a new series, and they're on the loose!!! such a interesting twist that still fails seduce me!!!)
15. How I met your mother.
(Stupid.)
16. What about brian
(OMFG CHEATED ON!??!??!?!?!?!?! /wrists. another stupid drama/sitcom thingy.)
17. "modern" sitcoms in general.
(too many of the damn things to write about or remember. they all suck these days.)
18. heroes
(sodding blugh. american retardedness stuffed into a sci-phi TV show!!?!?!?!?!??! WTS?! GENIUIZ!!!! pass.)

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